If you came up with a number that is anywhere north of $800k don’t travel to Romania to save a few bucks on an operation. A surgeon in Romania was recently ordered by a court to pay $795,000 to a patient after he accidentally cut a patient’s schlong off. The surgeon was supposed to be performing some kind of testicular operation but instead of slicing into the ball sack he took the scalpel to the man’s member.
I don’t understand how a medically trained doctor cuts the dick instead of the balls. It reminds me of the scene in Something About Mary when Ben Stiller gets his balls stuck in his zipper and the step-dad yells, “Oh man! How’d you get the beans above the frank?”
The real bitch of this whole thing is that the patient is only 33 years old and they weren’t able to re-attach his dick. I don’t know if this dipshit of a surgeon just shredded the thing or maybe dick reattachment surgery isn’t that advanced in Romania. I mean didn’t they find John Wayne Bobbit’s dick in the middle of a field and they still managed to get it back on? Doctors in Romania took “a piece of muscle from the man’s arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic.”
So the poor bastard has a bulge but no pop.
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“its function is aesthetic”
now see, there’s a troubling question that results from that. would it be better for them to give him a huge aesthetic weiner, or a normal sized one. on the one hand, if it doesn’t DO anything, it might as well fill out your swim trunks. on the other hand, if it doesn’t DO anything, why on earth would you care if it were big? that’s just gonna make your lady friend even more disappointed.
tough break. enjoy your 800 grand, you poor bastard.
Hmmmm.
Most popular guy I knew was a guy born with one hand. His other arm ended just at the wrist.
Evidently pretty much every girl of any age was sleeping with him. Why? Because “Stumpy”, what he called his arm, was like this enormous fleshy dildo that he could fuck them silly with and they wouldn’t get any STDs or pregnant.
Almost made me wish I was missing a hand.
I firmly believe that people need to be held accountable for their mistakes. You screw up; you pay, buddy!
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