If you came up with a number that is anywhere north of $800k don’t travel to Romania to save a few bucks on an operation. A surgeon in Romania was recently ordered by a court to pay $795,000 to a patient after he accidentally cut a patient’s schlong off. The surgeon was supposed to be performing some kind of testicular operation but instead of slicing into the ball sack he took the scalpel to the man’s member.
I don’t understand how a medically trained doctor cuts the dick instead of the balls. It reminds me of the scene in Something About Mary when Ben Stiller gets his balls stuck in his zipper and the step-dad yells, “Oh man! How’d you get the beans above the frank?”
The real bitch of this whole thing is that the patient is only 33 years old and they weren’t able to re-attach his dick. I don’t know if this dipshit of a surgeon just shredded the thing or maybe dick reattachment surgery isn’t that advanced in Romania. I mean didn’t they find John Wayne Bobbit’s dick in the middle of a field and they still managed to get it back on? Doctors in Romania took “a piece of muscle from the man’s arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic.”
So the poor bastard has a bulge but no pop.
