I will be the first to admit that I am a gadget nerd and while I was able to survive the initial onslaught of the iPhone last June I am having some real trouble today. I currently have a contract with T-Mobile (family plan, son) that I have no intention of breaking and it isn’t the 3G data speeds that are sucking me in because T-Mobile won’t have 3G until October, maybe. Goddamn ass clowns. Anyway the thing that is really revving up my gadget nerd engine is everything I have been reading about the brand new and wicked awesome App Store.
So immediately this morning after reading 15 App Store posts on two different gadget blogs I begin to hatch a plan that will get me a first generation 16GB iPhone. Then I read a post that first generation iPhones are going for $600 on Ebay and Craigslist. Supposedly because it is so hard to get the 3G phone without a contract. That is some horseshit. There is a new model the goddamn price should go down. This $600 price point does nothing but torpedo evil genius scheme of acquiring a first gen phone.
Now I am going to move on to plan B which happens to be you, the readers. If you have a first gen 16GB iPhone that you are looking to unload before you make the big upgrade and you are willing to cut me a deal let me know and maybe we can transact some business. Email me at mitchmartin [at] tastybooze.com.
4 responses so far ↓
1 beer // Jul 11, 2008 at 10:24 am
Plan B also fucks your fetus, so make sure you are using the right Plan B. In other words, make sure you are trying to get a phone and not an abortion.
2 iPimp // Jul 11, 2008 at 11:09 am
Do you remember Big Ern? Maybe you remember the duck farts he and Cortina made you drink. He works for ATT (manager & big swing’n dick) and set a few aside last night. He offered me one yesterday. Unfortunately, our office has a blackberry server. Anyway, he likes to work under-the-table deals with friends. I have his number and email if you need it.
3 t-miz // Jul 11, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Interesting diggles.
….Then I read a post that first generation iPhones are going for $600 on Ebay and Craigslist. Supposedly because it is so hard to get the 3G phone without a contract….
I’m rich biiiiiiatch!
4 Gone Insane: Back Soon : Bright Black Internet // Jul 15, 2008 at 6:17 am
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