If you are tired of your friends dropping deuces in your castle or you just want to fuck with everyone at the next house party you attend the Don’t Pee Me Off is for you. The wooden Don’t Pee Me Off installs over the roll of toilet paper preventing anyone from getting a sheet. When the next person trying to clean up their undercarriage reaches over for the roll they will be forced to either solve the puzzle or accept the fact that they are going to be painting some serious racing stripes. Just be sure you know how to solve the Don’t Pee Me Off before you decide to deploy it otherwise you will find yourself in the same world of hurt as everybody else.
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or just open the cupboard under the sink and grab a new roll….or use their hand and/or bath towels
or use your pocket leatherman to snip it open