If you’ve always really wanted a drug habit but don’t have the balls to actually start one then Meth Coffee might be right up your alley. Much like Blow the energy drink Meth Coffee really has nothing to do with actual meth other than a catchy name. The only similarity that Meth Coffee has with real meth is the pricing scheme. A 10 oz bag of Meth Coffee will set you back $12 before shipping. Shit, I can burn through 10 oz of beans in a week. If this stuff is that good you could develop a spendy habit.
Meth Coffee—the original medicinal coffee ratio for gyrotonic stimulation. Agitates! Lifts! Enlightens! Motivates bowels! Don’t accept copied or tainted elixirs! They’re out there! Listen here, friend, I can sell you ten ounces, but I am warning you, this is powerful shit. If you’re just trying it for the first time, don’t throw back five cups like regular coffee. Ease into it. Have a little. Feel the rush, the euphoria, the smooth-edged high. Then go for more, if you want. Yeah, get into it. Make a dance up…program in assembly language…write your first novel…plot to overrule the planet. I’m telling you, this shit will nail your ass down like the sole of a boot!
Sounds like this shit is straight yellow caps. Of course you can’t name your product after a hard drug and not catch some flack. The same Illinois Attorney General that got Blow yanked from the market now has her sites set on Meth Coffee.
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