Beauty Pageant Winner Rule #8 - Always, always remove the tiara before flipping off the camera, making oral sex gestures and playing beer pong.
Maybe the tiara is throwing off her game because it looks to me like Elyse Umemoto, 23, is getting her ass kicked. You would think that in this day and age with MySpace and Facebook a 23 year old would realize that anytime you take a naked/jackass picture it will end up on the internet. However it looks like this Miss Washington 2007 and Miss America runner-up is going to learn her lesson the hard way.
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1 Jason // Jul 9, 2008 at 3:45 pm
This chick seems cool as hell. At least she isn’t a snobby stuck-up wench. She is 23 and hot as hell. Besides naughty pics on the internet gets your name known.
She probably knows what she is doing.
Props Miss Washington for having a fun care-free life instead of some lame baby kissing, prissy, “I’m better than you”, boring life.
PS - Whoever is getting that oral sex gesture better gave her what she wanted. I would be there before her hand came down!
2 Baba Ganoush // Jul 9, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Can we please invite her to the next TastyBooze gathering/party?
3 Ring Around the Panty // Jul 11, 2008 at 8:14 am
This chick is a hasher in the making
4 Ilovehos // Jul 12, 2008 at 1:11 am
Ooh, look at me, I’m a skanky slut, therefore I’m miss Washington.
They always pick these girls from the dumbsters.
5 tim h // Jul 12, 2008 at 1:32 am
i’d like for her to come play beer pong at our next frat party….she can bring all her girls too.
6 Aw dude // Jul 12, 2008 at 1:35 am
FIRST: Ilovehos: don’t confuse Miss America with Miss USA - in Miss America, how you do in the clothing/bathing suit sections is only worth 20% of your score. The rest is talent and interviews, with questions that range from “What’s your opinion on the federal policy on stem cell research?” to “Should the UN impose sanctions on Zimbabwe?” I know because I’ve been a judge… and the only thing you win is scholarship. Some of these girls have multiple degrees at 21 years old - I got to interview a girl who was finishing her PhD in oncology.
SECOND: This could cost Miss Washington her crown. They sign an agreement with the Miss America organization not to appear in photos like these…
7 Ilovehos // Jul 12, 2008 at 1:49 am
Aw dude
All I’m saying is that the winners as of late always turn out to be not that “classy”, and they end up with some stunt like this. Maybe the idea is to get attention and they are certainly getting it out of this competition. Everybody wants to do it the Paris Hilton way.
8 James Woods // Jul 12, 2008 at 4:27 am
Dude Beer Pong totally rocks. Especially when you play with a super hot Chick!
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9 Billay // Jul 12, 2008 at 9:17 am
Omg! Miss Washington is a person? And she takes pictures like every other girl?
I’m shocked.
10 theinvictus // Jul 12, 2008 at 10:42 am
I have to wonder if whoever wrote this has ever played beer pong before. Looking at the picture its the OTHER team that still has 7 out of 10 cups left to make. The picture doesn’t show how many cups her team has made….
11 seo // Jul 14, 2008 at 11:54 am
She can come over for a game of beer pong any time she wants
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