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New Milk Jug, Still Can’t Drink In An Hour

July 1st, 2008 by Baba Ganoush · 3 Comments · 2 Views

Innovations in your daily household items are few and far between - it’s going to be a while before someone finds a new way to slice bread or an alternative to toilet paper. But there’s a new shape to your gallon milk jug. The more compact, rectangular design helps with cutting production and transport costs. Although people complain about the ease of pouring with the new design.

The real question is if the new design will help you finish a whole gallon in an hour. Unlikely.

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  • 1 Mitch Martin // Jul 1, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    From what I have read the new design won’t help you to pour milk either.

  • 2 Mr. Wonka // Jul 1, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    didn’t they use one of those on Luke’s farm in Star Wars?

    Uncle Owen!

  • 3 Ryguy // Jul 2, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Drinking a gallon of milk can be done. The trick is to chug it in under 5 mins. Joey Chestnut has done it like that.

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