You are piss-ass drunk on a charted plane 10,000 meters over Austria and the flight attendant just cut you off. What do you do?
A) Thow a fit and lock yourself in the bathroom
B) Take a swing at the flight attendant with a vodka bottle
C) Try to get the guy behind you to bootleg some booze for you
D) Try to open the cabin door for some “fresh air”
E) Both B & D
The winning answer today is E. To really make this a drunk asshole trifecta these two ladies caused the pilot to make an emergency landing in Frankfurt Germany. That’s right it was was two ladies, 26 and 27, that caused all these shenagins on a flight from Greece to England. Apparently it was the 26 year old that took a swing at the flight attendant and tried to take a walk out the cabin door while the plane was in flight. As you can imagine once the plane hit the dirt in Frankfurt the ladies were removed from the plane and arrested.
