“You can purchase anything off the Internet except common sense,” Harrison said. “A venomous snake isn’t a pet. You don’t play with it. If you do, you’re an idiot.”
Wildlife officers arrested 10 idiots and confiscated over 100 snakes during an undercover operation in Kentucky. One batshit-crazy-yahoo had 50 venomous snakes in his house alone including water moccasins, rattlesnakes and a puff adder. Most of the idiots arrested were part of an even batshit-crazier church that takes a bible passage stating true believers can take up serpents without being harmed literally.
Shit, I think that if you managed to sell common sense on the internet the internet might just shut down. Kids with video cameras and nothing to do would stop uploading videos of themselves doing ridiculous shit to Break.com and YouTube. I know I would have a hard time finding shit to write about if a sudden rash of common sense swept the world.
