Lynne Rice, 74, drove her 1988 land yacht Cadillac through the front of a convenience store last night causing about $8K worth of damage. Undeterred by her less than orthodox park job Lynne hopped out of the caddy and proceeded over to the cooler case where she picked up a six pack of Bud Heavies. Being the upstanding citizen that she is Lynn proceeded to the counter and tried to pay for her refreshing beverages.
What I am guessing was one pissed off store clerk refused to sell the beer to Lynne and the 5’4” 112 pound women reportedly pushed him as a result of his refusal. Police showed up a few minutes later and Lynne was arrested on suspicion of DUI, big surprise. It’s doesn’t take a huge feat of logic to deduce that someone who can nonchalantly drive through a plate glass window and then go for more beer is probably rolling with a pretty serious buzz.
I would pay money to see the surveillance footage of this. Did this little old lady just climb out of the car like nothing was wrong and head over to the cooler?
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1 Mr. Wonka // Jul 1, 2008 at 3:32 pm
The best part:
“No one was injured, but Rice was transported to a hospital for a pre-existing medical condition.”
Yeah, I think if you’ve been an alcoholic for that long, there are a whole host of medical conditions that you get free of charge.
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