We have had no shortage of idiots with ridiculous license plates lately (BIG GIZ, BEER and ANASLEX) but now we finally have a story about one of these idiots in action.
Elizabeth Ann Kommes, 30, has been rolling around town in car with a license plate that reads “TROUBLE”. I don’t know if this means that she is trouble, has been in trouble or she is planing on causing some trouble. Judging from her past record I would say all of the above. Ms. Kommes is on probation after being caught with 3 pounds of pot and she has 4 DUIs under her belt. Nothing like trying to keep a low profile with an inconspicuous license plate.
Most recently Ms. Kommes was busted with DUI number 5 after people called police to report a drunk woman driving away in a car with a license plate reading “TROUBLE”. True to her license plate Ms. Kommes wasn’t just going to just accept another DUI and head off to prison. Instead she decided to offer the arresting officer $10K and sexual favors. The fine upstanding officer making the arrest declined her offer and as a result Ms. Kommes ended up in more “TROUBLE”.
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how you can have 4 DUI’s and still be driving is beyond me. and I’m not talking about this fucking idiot. she clearly has the brains of a garden slug. I mean how are you even allowed to OWN a car after 4 DUI’s? and even if so, how on EARTH does it not have an ignition interlock device on it to prevent you from driving drunk? fucking ridiculous.
and yes, Baba, if you want to make a cheap joke about my DUI a hundred years ago, feel free…
I thought it was TWO DUIs…
I did not get 2 DUI’s, Frank…and considering you are the Michael Jordan of driving drunk, you oughtn’t comment.
of course, it wouldn’t be a tastybooze post without you making fun of something, right? isn’t there a miniscule typo in the above post somewhere you can rip on?
(don’t do it, it won’t be funny)
“it won’t be funny”
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Mr. Wonka is the Jed Buechler of Drunk Driving.