Imagine waking up from a nice passout to find your nut sack is on fire. We are not talking about an accidental nut sack fire caused by a burning cigarette we are talking about an intentional nut sack fire started by two dudes you were drinking with. The article says that the three were drinking buddies but I don’t think anyone that sets your nut sack on fire should be considered a “buddy”.
Matthew Pillars, 22, was sentenced to two years in prison and Jack Keiffer, 19, was sentenced to 45 days in prison after they poured cologne on Elliot Tuleja’s nut sack and then set it on fire. Elliot had second degree burns on his nut sack as a result of the cologne fueled blaze.
I call them like a see them and this is just plain fucked up. I mean everyone gets a good laugh when you draw a dick on someone or you put their hand in warm water but lighting a fire on someone, especially on their nut sack, is way over the line.
NOTE: I did just set a personal best for the number of times I used nut sack in one post.
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1 Russ // Jul 22, 2008 at 1:10 pm
If you hang out with people who are willing to light your balls on fire, you might sit back and think about getting some new ones. And call me old fashioned but isnt it still pretty gay to touch another guys nuts no matter how funny you think you are being?
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