Let’s recap. Tasty Booze readers would rather:
- Be allergic to beer over having their penis shrink an inch
- Go without their cell phone for a year over having to use dial-up internet
- Have to go on all 1st dates with their 8th grade hair style over 8th grade clothing
I like where this is going. But clearly we have strayed from the penis jokes for too long. So here we go. Remember to vote and comment if you have any clarification questions.
“Would you rather go without sex for an entire year or go without tending (shaving/trimming/plucking) any of the hair on your body for an entire year?”
Mitch Martin: “Are we talking just sex sex, or all hooking up activities?”
J Diggles: “Just sex sex.”
Baba Ganoush: “Can you just seep yourself in Nair and do away with it all?”
J Diggles: “Don’t try to cheat me. No.”
Mr Wonka: “Can you shave everything completely before day one?”
J Diggles: “Sure.”
How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?
- Passed Out (38.0%, 5 Votes)
- Good Question (Blacked Out) (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Little Bit of Everything (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Got Some Strange Ass (0.0%, 0 Votes)
- Hugging the Toilet (0.0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 13
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I’m married .. I can do a year without sex easy. I’d rather not have my shitty, patchy beard spread all over my face like a troop of lost ants.
I’d have to go with no sex for a year. If I went with no trimming, no woman would even be willing to talk to me, much less blow me, courtesy of the hideous mustache and neckbeard I’d quite soon get. Also, if I went with no sex, by the end of the year I’d probably have prospects or something. If I went with no trimming, at the end of the year I’d have nothing.
What if you are Sikh?
If you can shave everything off before day one, can you have everything permanently lasered off?
No sex, definitely. Unless you’re a perpetual adolescent, within a month you’ll be grizzly enough to ward off any potential lays anyway.
Well, since there is no word on the permanent solution, I would definitely have to say no sex for a year. A) your chances of actually finding someone to have sex with you whilst you’re all hairy would be slim… and if you some how did, the chances are they are equally hairy and that’s just gross. B) if all you can’t do is actually have sex fine, doing everything else can still be a lot of fun.
no lasers, but i like they way you think
Are you allowed to “accidentally” fall into a pit of fire which will rid you of body hair yet leave you deformed for life?
@Eric
Yes. because I want to see you justify this…
The Neanderthals still had plenty of sex, even though they were freakishly hairy. In doing so, they catalyzed evolution. Given the same choice, what if they had just shaved instead? We wouldn’t even be here right now.
Go with the sex; we owe it to our forefathers.