Let’s recap. Tasty Booze readers would rather:
- Be allergic to beer over having their penis shrink an inch
- Go without their cell phone for a year over having to use dial-up internet
- Have to go on all 1st dates with their 8th grade hair style over 8th grade clothing
I like where this is going. But clearly we have strayed from the penis jokes for too long. So here we go. Remember to vote and comment if you have any clarification questions.
“Would you rather go without sex for an entire year or go without tending (shaving/trimming/plucking) any of the hair on your body for an entire year?”
Mitch Martin: “Are we talking just sex sex, or all hooking up activities?”
J Diggles: “Just sex sex.”
Baba Ganoush: “Can you just seep yourself in Nair and do away with it all?”
J Diggles: “Don’t try to cheat me. No.”
Mr Wonka: “Can you shave everything completely before day one?”
J Diggles: “Sure.”
How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?
- Passed Out (38%, 5 Votes)
- Good Question (Blacked Out) (31%, 4 Votes)
- Little Bit of Everything (31%, 4 Votes)
- Got Some Strange Ass (0%, 0 Votes)
- Hugging the Toilet (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 13
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11 responses so far ↓
1 Balls // Jul 31, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I’m married .. I can do a year without sex easy. I’d rather not have my shitty, patchy beard spread all over my face like a troop of lost ants.
2 Die in a Fire // Jul 31, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I’d have to go with no sex for a year. If I went with no trimming, no woman would even be willing to talk to me, much less blow me, courtesy of the hideous mustache and neckbeard I’d quite soon get. Also, if I went with no sex, by the end of the year I’d probably have prospects or something. If I went with no trimming, at the end of the year I’d have nothing.
3 Baba Ganoush // Jul 31, 2008 at 1:43 pm
What if you are Sikh?
4 A Girl's POV // Jul 31, 2008 at 1:55 pm
If you can shave everything off before day one, can you have everything permanently lasered off?
5 lj // Aug 1, 2008 at 5:23 am
No sex, definitely. Unless you’re a perpetual adolescent, within a month you’ll be grizzly enough to ward off any potential lays anyway.
6 A Girl's POV // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:00 am
Well, since there is no word on the permanent solution, I would definitely have to say no sex for a year. A) your chances of actually finding someone to have sex with you whilst you’re all hairy would be slim… and if you some how did, the chances are they are equally hairy and that’s just gross. B) if all you can’t do is actually have sex fine, doing everything else can still be a lot of fun.
7 J Diggles // Aug 3, 2008 at 10:47 pm
no lasers, but i like they way you think
8 Eric // Aug 4, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Are you allowed to “accidentally” fall into a pit of fire which will rid you of body hair yet leave you deformed for life?
9 Mr. Wonka // Aug 4, 2008 at 7:14 pm
@Eric
Yes. because I want to see you justify this…
10 partybob // Aug 5, 2008 at 4:54 pm
The Neanderthals still had plenty of sex, even though they were freakishly hairy. In doing so, they catalyzed evolution. Given the same choice, what if they had just shaved instead? We wouldn’t even be here right now.
Go with the sex; we owe it to our forefathers.
11 You Would Rather // Aug 5, 2008 at 11:31 pm
[...] voted to allow your hair to grow untouched for an entire year, rather than go without sex - 73% to 27%. I have to admit, they both sound utterly miserable. And I respect the “idea” of no sex [...]
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