We are going to start a new feature here on Tasty Booze. Each week we are going to post a “would you rather” question and let you guys try to figure out what the best answer is. After a week we will post the results of the poll along with what we think the right answer is. If you have any questions or need some clarification leave it in the comments and we will get back to you.
“Would you rather be allergic to beer, or have your penis shrink by an inch?” –J Diggles
Mr. Wonka: “Does the inch come of the length of your dick when it’s flaccid or hard?”
J Diggles: “Hard”
Baba Ganoush: “Is there medicine for this beer allergy?”
J Diggles: “No”
Mitch Martin: “How bad are the symptoms? Are we talking a rash on the
face or violent throwing up?”
J Diggles: Think more along the lines of “Oops, I crapped my pants.”
How Did Your Cinco De Mayo End?
- Passed Out (38.0%, 5 Votes)
- Good Question (Blacked Out) (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Little Bit of Everything (31.0%, 4 Votes)
- Got Some Strange Ass (0.0%, 0 Votes)
- Hugging the Toilet (0.0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 13
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10 responses so far ↓
1 Chris // Jul 10, 2008 at 7:06 am
Last time I checked, Jack Daniels isn’t beer… there’s substitutes to beer but no substitutes for length… so I’ll lose the beer.
2 Awkward Summer // Jul 10, 2008 at 7:23 am
Beer will be active long after the peen.
3 Bill Brasky // Jul 10, 2008 at 7:28 am
Beer already makes it inactive, why not lose an inch.
4 Steamy Willy // Jul 10, 2008 at 7:59 am
Have to go with losing an inch here, I mean, you still HAVE a working penis, it’s just an inch shorter. I can work around that, but no beer, that’s just evil. JD is a solid drink, but no substitute on a hot day.
5 Baba Ganoush // Jul 10, 2008 at 11:16 am
If I’m unable to satisfy a woman with my penis being an inch shorter, at least I’ll be able to satisfy myself with some beer. Just sayin.
6 40ozPhil // Jul 10, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I felt bodily pain due this “would you rather” question. You regret one decision every day in the shower, the other every time you open the fridge. Tough call, there’s always hard alcohol I suppose.
7 Itrex1969 // Jul 10, 2008 at 5:00 pm
beer is better, Im pushin 40 and divorced what the hell do I need with an extra inch. Beer I need the beer
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