You try to give your child one of the following names:

A) Fish and Chips
B) Yeah Detroit
C) Keenan Got Lucy
D) Sex Fruit
E) Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Actually all of the above names were submitted by parents in New Zealand to the office of the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages, and all of them except one was rejected. Got any guesses as to which name a little girl has been living with the for last nine years? If you guessed Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii then you are the big winner. A judge in New Zealand recently made Talula a ward of the court so that the court could legally change her name. Apparently the girl was so embarrassed (can’t blame her there) that not even her closest friends knew her real name.

Not a single one of the kids whose parents tried to give them one of the above names has a shot. Sex Fruit!? What the fuck do you have to be smoking to think that is a good name for a kid. Can’t we come up with some kind of aptitude test?

Original Story: Yahoo News