The masses have spoken, and I think they hit it on the head this time. 65% of you would rather have to go on all future first dates with your 8th grade hair than your 8th grade clothing. 8th grade was a while ago for me, but I dont really think my hair has changed all that much. But THANK GOD I am no longer wearing white jeans, Cross Colours and overall shorts with one strap.
For Guys:
Let’s face it. Guys go bald. No matter how bad your hair was in 8th grade, I suspect most would rather have it than no hair. Or at least that’s what Wonka told me. And on top of that, a majority of guys didn’t really know what they were doing with their clothes in 8th grade. Hence the overall shorts with one strap I referred to earlier. And did I mention they were some sort of extra special stone wash? Not that I don’t appreciate Ross Dress For Less, but that was my mom’s choice shopping location for my duds back in the day. I’ll take the hair, even if I did sport the Vanilla Ice lines on the side for a time….
For Girls:
I don’t really know is the honest answer. But I did got an inside tip from a lady that a girls hair back in the day was a scary, scary thing. And no matter how bad the clothes are, they weren’t as bad. But with girls, they can get away with anything if they are hot. A guy might laugh at them a bit after the first date is over, but regardless of hair or clothes, if she’s hot he will call.
But since I am writing this, I win. And the hair wins. Ice Ice Baby.


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1 Baba Ganoush // Jul 30, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I rocked the Brian Bosworth lines for a while back in elementary school… I learned my lesson about lines in my hair a long time ago!
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