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You Would Rather

July 30th, 2008 by J Diggles · 1 Comment · 5 Views

The masses have spoken, and I think they hit it on the head this time.  65% of you would rather have to go on all future first dates with your 8th grade hair than your 8th grade clothing.  8th grade was a while ago for me, but I dont really think my hair has changed all that much.  But THANK GOD I am no longer wearing white jeans, Cross Colours and overall shorts with one strap.

For Guys:

Let’s face it.  Guys go bald.  No matter how bad your hair was in 8th grade, I suspect most would rather have it than no hair.  Or at least that’s what Wonka told me.  And on top of that, a majority of guys didn’t really know what they were doing with their clothes in 8th grade.  Hence the overall shorts with one strap I referred to earlier.  And did I mention they were some sort of extra special stone wash?  Not that I don’t appreciate Ross Dress For Less, but that was my mom’s choice shopping location for my duds back in the day.  I’ll take the hair, even if I did sport the Vanilla Ice lines on the side for a time….

For Girls:

I don’t really know is the honest answer.  But I did got an inside tip from a lady that a girls hair back in the day was a scary, scary thing.  And no matter how bad the clothes are, they weren’t as bad.  But with girls, they can get away with anything if they are hot.  A guy might laugh at them a bit after the first date is over, but regardless of hair or clothes, if she’s hot he will call.

But since I am writing this, I win.  And the hair wins.  Ice Ice Baby.

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  • 1 Baba Ganoush // Jul 30, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    I rocked the Brian Bosworth lines for a while back in elementary school… I learned my lesson about lines in my hair a long time ago!

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