This is a pretty solid list of all the shit the porn industry would like you to believe but doesn’t really pan out in real life.
1.) Every man’s body is hairless
5.) Women MUST talk or groan every moment of intercourse and every sentence must end with the word ‘yeah’
9.) Sex at work is easy to pull off
14.) Anal is normal and never needs to be asked for
I think the only thing the list is lacking is the pizza guy. Porn would definitely like you to believe that if a woman orders a pizza and the delivery guy shows up with both his dick and the pizza in the box the woman will disregard her hunger / pizza craving and go for the dick every time. Hit the link below to check out the full list.
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1 Mayor of Kentonville // Aug 18, 2008 at 11:02 am
Its true, its true!
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