Today in the links we have advice on the proper way to skip work, 7 movie quotes that made it into mainstream conversation, women on the pill can’t pick men and Michael Phelps gets some love from Amanda Beard.

• How to Skip Work (How-To)
• Seren Gibson is clothing optional (Pics)
• Streakers Go Crazy Last Night At Petco Park (Video)
• My favorite spam (Article)
• 7 Movie Quotes that Have Made it Into Mainstream Conversation (List)
• The Worst Day Care Center Ever (Video)
• Big 10 vs SEC Tournament (Sports)
• Heidi Montag Flashing Some Leg (Pics)
• Have You Ever Had a Red Bull … On Weed? (Products)
• Beijing George’s Summer Vacation (Politics)
• Women on the pill suck at picking men (Science)
• Amanda Beard and Michael Phelps hug it out (Pics)
• Gina Carano: Hot Or Not? (Pics)
• Boris Becker gets Engaged. Don’t Worry, He Can Still Pull (Pics)
• Role Models Trailer (Video)
• Awesome Websites You Should Be Using (List)