Sorry, nothing to see here. I suggest you go rent a copy of Beowulf. Actually the internet security company Secure Computer has reported that emails with a subject line like the title or “Angelina Jolie nude movie” accounted for over 2% of all email sent over the world wide interweb last month.

This doesn’t mean there is a naked video of Angelina Jolie sweeping the web that you haven’t seen, it means that “Angelina Jolie nude movie” is the new favorite ploy of the hackers and spammers. If you hit the video link within the email hoping to see some boobies the only thing you are going to get is a trojan and I’m not talking about a condom. Once the trojan is on your machine the hackers can remotely access your computer, gather personal data and just generally fuck with anything they want too.

I’m not passing any judgment, everyone likes to see some boobies, but if you clicked on the video link in one of these emails in the last couple of weeks I would highly recommend downloading AdAware or AVG or both and getting your virus/spyware scan on.

Original Story: Cox Washington