Victoria’s Secret is pushing up boobies and Bubbles Bodywear is pushing up asses. This isn’t a set of assless bike shorts this “double-o push up thong” is designed to “lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh.” I understand the idea of the thong is to get rid of panty lines but isn’t a girl wearing this just going to have big circles around her ass cheeks? Maybe dudes will be so distracted by her pushed-up ass that they won’t notice the lines.

This could really be disastrous for guys. I mean if you take a girl home from the bar and she gets out of her push-up bra and her push-up ass bra there is no telling where everything is going settle. It would be the ultimate bait and switch.

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