Back in July, the University of Michigan’s starter running back Kevin Grady was arrested for drunk driving. Results from two tests put his blood-alcohol level at .281 and .240, both of which are three times the legal limit of .08. The football player was actually passed out in the car asleep, but the car was on and in drive, luckily Grady’s foot was resting on the brake.
After finally waking up and becoming (somewhat) coherent, an officer questioned Grady at the scene:
The officer [Thompson] also wrote that Grady was off-balance and unable to recite the alphabet, with Thompson quoting Grady as saying “O, R, S, J, L, P.” Thompson said he asked for a number between 12 and 14, and Grady answered “15.” And when asked whether Mickey Mouse is a dog or a cat, he answered “dog.”
These answers may fly on tests at the University of Michigan, but welcome to the real world of the law! Although, to be fair, I would give him a half-point for “dog” - those big ears can be deceiving.
Original Post: Deadspin and Story: MLive






















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That’s not fair. He probably has a tutor that takes all his college exams for him so he should have someone that steps in and takes his field sobriety tests as well.