Booze Haikus

MitchMartin

• The pepperoni, salami, peperoncini and provolone sandwich was delicious but I've now got breath that could drop a pygmy goat at 30 yards. about 1 hour ago from Brizzly
• Well fuck me, "fniss" is a word. I thought for sure those bastards at Ikea were just rolling dice with random letters on them like Yahtzee. about 23 hours ago from web
• Spent the vast majority of today waiting for an email. The bitch of it is that I know once I get it I'm not going to like what it says. 03:52:59 PM February 08, 2010 from Brizzly
• The Saints haven't announced it but Reggie Bush is now color blind from having to look at Shannon Sharpe's shirt during that interview. 03:32:18 PM February 07, 2010 from Brizzly
• This hangover is at the point where the only thing that's going to fix it is beer. 02:54:50 PM February 07, 2010 from Brizzly