Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.
Okay so it’s technically not a true “Dirty Oilman” because of the claw hammer but I think we can all agree it’s close enough. Saying it isn’t a “Dirty Oilman” is like saying it isn’t a “Hot Carl” if you use saran wrap and tinfoil.
However here is my question: What the fuck was he doing with a claw hammer? Oh wait…I think I got it. I was thinking in terms of the claw end but chances are he was probably utilizing the handle end. Those two poor bastards that found him could watch weird internet porn for a month and still probably not be able to get the image of this guy out of their heads. Catching someone doing a “Dirty Oilman” is bad enough but the claw hammer just takes it to a whole other level.
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and what is wrong with this exactly?