I’ve never paid for sex but if for some reason I decided to I would like to think I would have enough common sense to realize that two cents probably wouldn’t score me much. Shit, the lady probably wouldn’t even punch you in the dick for two cents. To be fair it sounds like this ass clown realized two cents wasn’t exactly fair market value and he tried to sweeten the pot by throwing in a cigarette lighter and a bicycle. Of course, as you can probably guess, the lady he happened to be making an offer to was an undercover cop who arrested him despite his pitiful offer.
Being the undercover cop that has to pose as the prostitute has to be a tough gig but I think it would really mess with your head if a guy only offered two cents.





















