At a recent all-male gathering for the All-Star Game a hot dog eating contest took place. We’re not talking the Hebrew National style contest of the 4th of July, but some douchebag decided to use those huge fucking polish sausages from Costco. It’s like a 3-to-1 ratio of Hebrew Nationals to Polish Sausages! Anyway, FrankTheTank dominated and essentially taunted the rest of the competitors.

Here is FrankTheTank’s new challenge: The 3.5 lbs Homewrecker from HillBillly Hotdogs. Full description from the web site:

The Homewrecker is a 3.5-lb. weapon of cardiovascular mass destruction. They start with a deep-fried 15″, 1-pound dog and top it with peppers, onions, nacho cheese, chili sauce, jalapenos, mustard, ketchup, coleslaw, tomatoes, lettuce, and shredded cheese. Assured intestinal wreckage will run you $14.99. Finish it in under 12 minutes and you get a free burial t-shirt. Do it in under 4 minutes and your family will have an extra $14.99 for the funeral.

First, I know it’s 3.5 pounds, but $14.99! God damn that is expensive! Is it some kind of special Kobe beef hot dog? Not to mention, HillBilly Hotdogs is located in West Virginia, so I think this probably tops the list of most expensive meals in the state.

Original Story: Aldente Blog