Canadian Poon has chicken pox
If condoms have been “against your religion” now might be a good time to convert and buy a box of Trojans before you end up with itchy scabs down in your business zone. If you have already had the pox then I guess you are in the free and clear however I personally wouldn’t want to risk it.
Okay…Okay…this headline was actually attached to an article about Canadian swimmer Victoria Poon who was quarantined to a Beijing hospital after it was discovered that she had Chicken Pox. Poon wasn’t able to compete in the women’s 4×100 meter freestyle relay on Sunday and she may not be able to compete in the women’s 50 meter freestyle on Friday.
Talk about a tough break. It would suck balls to qualify for the Olympics and travel all the way to Beijing and then have some bullshit childhood illness like the Chicken Pox ruin everything for you.
