Before you jump into wedded bliss it’s important to know how much you are worth. I’m not talking about financial worth I’m talking about your worth as a person. How Many Goats?.com uses a simple online quiz to let you know exactly how many goats your ass is worth. Guys, don’t think this is ladies only. How Many Goats?.com will tell you how many goats your potential wife’s father should be giving you to take her off his hands.
I never really had any doubts about my worth but it was nice to score an 8 out of 10 goats. I’m going to be seeing my lady friend’s Dad this weekend so we might have to strike up a little negotiation.
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2 Guy // Aug 21, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I am in awe.. I am only worth 5 goats… but I am sure I am worth 4 six packs and a fifth of JD on the red neck market.
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