“I Am Rich” does exactly what it sounds like it would do. It proclaims to the whole world that you are the douchiest iPhone owner with the most superflous cash flow on the block. How does it convey this message you ask? Well it is actually quite simple, it displays a red gem on your iPhone. Yep, that red gem in the to right there is what is displayed. Oh yeah, and if you click the “(i)” in the corner a message will come up that “may help to you stay rich, healthy and successful.” I can tell you the first step to being rich and successful. It’s don’t by this douchebag application for $999.99. Oh, did I forget to mention that? “I Am Rich” will cost you a cool one g-unit or a little more than 3x what you paid for the phone if you got it on a contract.
This might be the best get rich quick scheme ever. I mean it would only take 10 idiots for this developer to make $10k and I think we all know that there are at least 10 idiots in the world.
via Gizmodo
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1 Mr. Wonka // Aug 6, 2008 at 2:38 pm
already purchased…I feel more successful already!
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