Or “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land” was recently ranked as the #1 sexiest city by Marie Clarie magazine. The first two things I think about when I hear Milwaukee are Schlitz beer and a bad baseball team. The Schiltz beer alone is enough to disqualify Milwaukee from any “sexy city” list. But before we get to far into this lets have a little review. Yesterday we learned that researchers in the U.K. have proven that beer goggles are real and we also learned that Forbes Magazine recently voted Milwaukee as the #2 hardest drinking city in the country. Can you see where I am going with this?
It only stands to reason that a columnist from a magazine that targets women in their 20s and 30s would get swept up in Milwaukee’s hard drinking life style and then decide it was the sexiest city through a nice set of beer goggles.
Sure Milwaukee looks grand in that picture but it hardly looks like the sexiest city in the country. Did the columnist even travel to other cities?
6 responses so far ↓
1 FrankTheTank // Aug 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I’m pretty sure this is some sort of prank gone horribly, horribly wrong.
That is unless beer bellies and mullets have gotten unreasonably popular in the past 24 hours. No? Then yeah, hoax.
2 Mike Honcho // Aug 15, 2008 at 6:13 pm
The Brewers are actually a pretty damn good baseball team these days. I bet they win a world series within the next 3 years.
3 Mitch Martin // Aug 16, 2008 at 8:46 am
I stand corrected with the Brewers but I think I made my point with the Schlitz.
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6 TrashMagoo // Aug 18, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Oh no you did NOT just knock Miltown. You son of a BITCH! Go to one Brewers game or spend one night barhopping down water street and try to tell me the same thing. Hot bitches with real titties who drink lots of beer, that’s what Milwaukee’s all about.
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