If you are a man about town (Diggles, T-Miz) and you’ve out grown the “pull n’ pray” method(questionable), then chances are you are in the market for a good condom. Odds are that you have already bought a Japanese car (both of you) so why not buy a Japanese condom as well? The Okamoto Crown condom is billed as the thinnest, most sensitive condom in the game. If super thin makes you nervous, every Okamoto Crown goes through an electronic pin hole test before it leaves the factory to make sure you don’t end up with a jail break.
Okamoto is one of the leading manufacturers of condoms in the world since 1934. Our state-of-the art manufacturing and testing processes enable us to make a thinner, Stronger, and Silky Soft condom for a sensuous natural experience. Our BEYOND SEVEN® Condoms and Crown® Condoms are “The closest thing to nothing at all”®
Let’s be honest, when you bring a fine young lady home after a night out on the town, chances are that you have consumed a little too much booze and you are treading that thin line between functionality and full-fledged whiskey dick. At that point you need all the help you can get, which means not wrapping up in a latex number that could double as a spare tire for the aforementioned Japanese car. Do yourself a favor and increase your odds of functionality with a pack of Crowns in the nightstand drawer.
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