“The boy had been pranking around in the garden having a competition with his cousin, when they were breaking wind and lighting it. Right behind him was a petrol can and that just flashed. I think he must have won the competition but he will have some nasty burns now.”
Whether it’s your ass or a can of hair spray if you are going to play with fire it’s best to make sure there aren’t gas cans lying around. This 12 year old kid who was just trying to innocently light his farts on fire now has burns on his thumbs and the back of his legs. I do concur with the police officer, if your fart manages to spark off a can of gas you definitely win the fart lighting competition.
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