Is you don’t talk about the penis song. Check out Brad Pitt and Edward Norton playing a couple of acoustic guitars and singing the penis song. Apparently it was filmed for a Fight Club trailer that was never released. Hit the “Read More” link for all the lyrics just in case you want to memorize the song instead of actually working this afternoon.

Hey Penis, oh Penis Penis if you will Please send a little girl for me to thrill A girl who wants my kisses and my arms A girl with all the charms of you. Penis, make her fair A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair And take the brightest stars up in the skies And place them in her eyes for me. Penis, goddess of love that you are Penis, goddess of love that you are Penis, penis, my penis, your penis, penis, your penis, my penis, oh, peeeeeeeeeeeeenis.