Even if we don’t win the most gold medals in Beijing this year, at least we can all agree on who will get the most awesome president in attendance medal. That’s right, representing the United States, our hero George W. Bush. Of the following, let’s all guess what the most important thing on the mind of GWB is right now. Leave your answer in the comments.
- Russia stepping up its advance into Georgian territory
- The amazing display made by Chinese gymnasts on the rings
- The future of the Republican Party as an increasingly gaffe-prone McCain faces the next coming of JFK
- The rear-end of US female volleyball champion Misty May-Treanor
- Thousands of US troops embroiled in an Iraqi civil war with no end in sight
- Creative ways to get softball hotty Jennie Finch on his old Texas Rangers squad
{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }
Back sweat! Bweat!
G Dubya throwin’ up the horns might be worthy of a caption contest.
I’m sure George likes smacking a firm ass but I am guessing he would like go get some one on one coaching from Jennie Finch.
Is it (5) Thousands of US troops entangled in a foreign civil war? No, I was in Iraq last winter and I know first-hand that he’s not overly concerned with that.
Is it (3) The future of the Republican party? Nah, if he gave a damn for that, he would’ve at least brushed up on his grammar and said nice things about the Kyoto Protocol.
I’m gonna go with (6) Jennie Finch. I think Dub wants to use her to procreate the next master race for the Rogue nation of Texas after he leads the state’s secession from the Union.