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There Is No Such Thing As “Safe Sex” With A Bench

by Baba Ganoush on August 11, 2008

A 41-year-old man in Hong Kong found himself lonely and disturbed in a park late one night, alcohol could have possibly been involved too. The man thought it would be a good idea to have sex with a metal park bench. After becoming aroused, the man was stuck in/on the bench and unable free himself due to swelling. The man called the police for help…they had to take the entire park bench with the man still laying on top of it to the hospital. Four hours later, he was finally free. Doctors say an hour longer, and … well, let’s just say it wouldn’t have been good.

If alcohol was involved, this might be the worst case of beer goggles EVER!

Original Post: Weird Asian News

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Steve August 11, 2008 at 11:55 am

You’re doing it wrong!

Mitch Martin August 11, 2008 at 1:03 pm

How long do you think you would have to go without sex to make a park bench look good?

This guy just gave the American Pie producers the plot line for their next movie.

IKE August 11, 2008 at 7:22 pm

My question…why is the guy in the white shirt wearing a mask??

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