Ok. Picture the scene. It’s me. It’s me in my local buffet style lunch establishment.  It’s me just passing the delicious looking chicken section and coming across the following:

“This delicious couscous will really fill you up =)”

Hmmmm. Theories? Disgruntled employee…horny waitress…14 year old customer? I don’t know. But for some reason I want to know more than almost anything.  So if I had some, does that mean I have to question my sexuality?  Certainly not admitting I did (not that their is anything wrong with that), but come on, how can you have a stewy looking chicken thing without some of that cous son???