Step 1) Break into restaurant
Step 2) Disregard blaring security alarm
Step 3) Answer ringing telephone
Step 4) Give your real name to the security company on the phone
Step 5) Take one bottle Grand Marnier and one beer
Step 6) Come back the next morning during business hours

I really hope that his guy was piss drunk and just looking for a night cap. Why else would you break into a restuarant, calmly walk around with the alarm sounding and then only leave with two bottles of booze. And why the fuck would you take Grand Marnier!? At least grab some tequila or vodka, shit.

Of course this happened in Florida, was there any doubt in your mind?

Original Story: WINK News