The Olympics are almost over and I have been inspired by Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps. The fastest man in water versus the fastest man on land. And with Michael Johnson’s 1996 200-meter record falling just yesterday, it is time to ask…
Would you rather be the Olympic champion in swimming or track?
Mitch Martin: “How does the medal count compare?”
J Diggles: “Just like Phelps with 8 in swimming and Bolt with the 100, 200, and a couple relays.”
Baba Ganoush: “For what country?”
J Diggles: “The U.S.A.”
Mr Wonka: “Do I need to do all that awful training?”
J Diggles: “Na. You just naturally have it.”
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Being fast on land sounds more practical but being able to say you won the most gold medals ever in a single Olympics would pull you crazy ass.
Lindsay Lohan is already trying to bang Phelps.
I would definately have to go for swimming… Phelps is set to make around $100 million in endorsements from all that speedo wearing and winning.
You’re going to be making a killing on endorsement deals and pulling mad ass regardless. Track’s simply a more respectable sport.