I never vouched for Tasty Booze readers being hygenic. And good thing I didn’t, because they are not. You overwhelming voted to allow your hair to grow untouched for an entire year, rather than go without sex - 73% to 27%. I have to admit, they both sound utterly miserable. And I respect the “idea” of no sex being worse than long hair. But practically speaking, let’s look in to this.
Your Work Life:
If you are a janitor, concession stand owner, roadie, or blogger you are probably fine with the long/disgusting hair. In fact, it is basically required for three-fourths of those. But for the rest of the working world, you may not be what we call “presentable”. Lack of sex though, could create some interesting and innappropriate situations in the office. But as long as you can control yourself, point goes to hair.
Your Sex Life:
Well, this one is easy. At least one way you have 1st, 2nd and 3rd base to strive for. With nasty ass hair, you got nothing. Nothing. Seriously, you don’t have that much game to pull off the super pubes. Nothing. Point, hair.
Come on, go without sex for a year. You already did a 17-year stretch early in your career. It’ll be nothing.
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Yeah but you didn’t really know what you were missing during that 17 year stretch.