I thought this one would be closer, but people overwhelmingly decided they would rather get caught having sex (doggystyle, no covers) by their significant others parents, then be caught watching porn at work. I just don’t know if I agree. They are both pretty awful, but you gotta pick one.
Sex Scenario:
Given that you aren’t really doing anything wrong in this situation, I can see why it is the preferred path of embarrassment. However, if this is a girl you plan on being with for a while, it is a lot to live down at every Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner for the rest of your life - especially given the position described and/or if the oldies are the religious type. Talking about sex with your girls parents is kinda like talking about taking a huge shit with your girlfriend. Everybody knows its going on, and going on often, but there is no sense in bringing it up.
Porn Scenario:
Let’s be honest, there is a good chance you will get fired. In my old job all our internet traffic was scanned by some program and periodically reviewed by an IT guy. Some kid logged a solid 2,000+ hits in a month to porn related websites and was promptly asked to leave before even being able to clean out his desk. His excuse was of course that he accidentally hit one site and the pop-ups went crazy on him. But 2,000??? Come on. So, ya, getting caught is bad. But think of the bright side. Maybe your boss is hot and this could be the first step on your way to that “promotion”.
In the end, I think it’s gotta come down to whats most temporary in your mind - the person you are with, or the job you are in. And apparently two-thirds of Tasty Booze readers prefer their job….
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It all comes down to who signs the paycheck.