When will celebrities learn? Sure, you may be down on your luck, but there’s no need to go slummin’ with has-been actors, Hollywood socialites and paparazzi, you know they are looking for the easiest way to make a dollar. Even if that means showing a little peen (see: Ray J). First, Lindsay Lohan got hit by the celebrity sex tape rumor and now Britney Spears.
Back when Britney was going through her “crazy” stage, she dated paparazzi Adnan Ghalib - owner of the World’s Longest Sole-Patch. Apparently the couple went to Mexico for a vacation and while there, videotaped themselves doing the nasty. Of course, now that the gravy-train has stopped for Ghalib, he’s looking for other ways to cash in on their short-term relationship. Yes, that means a sex tape is allegedly on the market to the highest bidder.
What do you get when you put together the game of basketball and a fun kids chair? Well, it turns out, you get testicles and a penis. Who knew. If the other parents see this it might be the last time they let their kids come over.
Today in the links we have the 17 drinks named after cities, states and countries, 10 lies you should really try, a bike stunt that goes wrong and a chili eating contest kills a man.
This dude has to be pretty assed-out to not be woken up by this dog taking advantage of him. Maybe he’s at least having a dream that involves making out with Marisa Miller, either way the embarrassment is only going to get worse.
For those of you sleeping one off on Sunday morning, you probably went to bed thinking your fantasy team was all squared away, unfortunately Carson Palmer decided to finger-bang himself out of the starting line-up. Maybe you caught this last-minute injury update and made the necessary changes, if not, you got fucked.
None of that really matters. What does? The Denver Broncos losing to the worst team in the NFL, get fucked Broncos! Jay Cutler look horrendous all around and the Kansas City Chiefs looked like somewhat of a decent football team. Hopefully the downward spiral will continue, on to the waiver wire scramble for this week:
Pick-up Steve Breaston, WR, Arizona - Breaston put up more than 300 yards between kick returns and receiving yards last week for the Cardinals. Now with Anquan Boldin out for at least a couple weeks, Breaston moves up the depth chart and into the pass-happy offense. Arizona’s defense is still suspect, so expect them to be coming from behind and throwing for much of the game. Plus Edgerrin James sucks like a Hoover. [Read more →]
What could possibly be a bat-shit-crazy Floridian is claiming that five women, four of whom where lacking bras or shirts, robbed him while he was riding his bike.
Olmer Morales of the 5300 block of Southeast Driftwood Avenue was riding his bike to work early Saturday morning when a heavy-set blonde haired woman wearing a white long sleeved shirt and overalls stopped him and grabbed the handle bars to his bike on the corner of Southeast Ebbtide Avenue and Southeast Salerno Street, according to the report.
Once the woman stopped him, four thin blonde haired women wearing overalls with no shirts and no bras surrounded him and stole the $100 in his back pocket, Morales told deputies according to the report.
I would like to believe Mr. Morales but the story just seems a little fishy. If four ladies are just putting their breasts out there why wouldn’t they be the ones to stop the bike? If the women had just said “Hi” I guarantee Olmer would have stopped his bike. Obviously the heavyset woman wearing a shirt was the enforcer but I just don’t think she stops the bike.
On the other hand maybe it’s true. I mean if it was just some gang-banger with a gun that jacked his $100 why would he tell the cops such a ridiculous story?
Maybe Olmer was just confusing his bike ride to work with what happened at the strip club the night before. Maybe some topless ladies did end up with Olmer’s $100 but he doesn’t want his wife to know he was hanging out at the nudie bar so he substituted his bike ride to work as the money transfer point.
With the recent acquisition of the puppy I’ve been looking for an umbrella to keep me dry once the great rains start here in the Pacific Northwest this fall/winter.
Why get a plain standard black umbrella when I can get one that lets the rain know exactly how I feel about it? Besides this should provide some morning entertainment for all those folks in the skyscrapers down town that are wasting time watching people walk by on the street.
I love a good come from behind win. I really thought Diggles was going to take me on this one after that numb nuts left the “ugly boobs” comment. I’m not saying Hugh Hefner is the world’s #1 boob authority but if he deems them nice enough to grace the pages of his magazine I don’t think they can be called “ugly”. Anyway Charisma started off as a San Diego Chargers cheerleader before landing a couple of Aaron Spelling pilots that then led to her long running role on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Apparently Britney got caught by the old sex tape trick back when she was going through her more extreme than usual mental breakdown. I literally don’t want to see this….
Pop quiz hotshot: You’re piss drunk with beer cans scattered all over your boat. A wildlife officer stops and asks if you’ve been drinking. Do you:
A) Shift the boat between forward and reverse four times. B) Replay “Yes, all day” when asked if you’ve been drinking. C) Change your answer to “No, not today.” D) All of the above.
In this kind of a situation your only hope is to pick one story and stick to it. You always tell a cop no if they ask if you’ve been drinking. Always, it should just be a reaction like when the doctor hits your knee with that little hammer. If the boat is already covered with scattered beer cans you are just further punching yourself in the nuts by telling a cop you’ve been drinking all day long.
This guy should have gone the Dumb & Dumber route and filled the empty cans with piss. Then he could have told the officer that he was just really big on nature and didn’t want to contaminate the pristine environment.
Today in the links we have the Sarah Palin Disney trailer, Zoo Magazine’s best bodies, the greatest drunk moments in TV history and a Jr. High linebacker lays a wicked hit.
The Tampa Bay Devilrays, or just Rays, won their first AL East Title earlier this week. Recently that title had belonged to the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox for a good majority of the time that the Rays have even been in the majors.
This year will be the Rays’ first trip to the post-season, obviously the clubhouse was not appropriately stocked with the proper celebrating necessities. As if drinking Bud Light out of the can wasn’t bad enough, the Rays shared swigs from a teammates’ cup. Not a drinking cup, a protect-your-balls cup. If the team comes down with some mysterious oral infection, I think we know what to blame.
Paul Newman passed away over the weekend at the age of 83 after losing a battle with cancer. Newman was a 10-time Academy Award nominee and he stared in my all time favorite movie Cool Hand Luke
As a tribute I thought I would throw up one of the great scenes from Cool Hand Luke where Newman’s character says he can eat 50 eggs in an hour. The clip is a little long at just over 9 minutes but it’s definitely worth watching.
Back when Britney was going through her “crazy” stage, she dated paparazzi Adnan Ghalib - owner of the World’s Longest Sole-Patch. Apparently the couple went to Mexico for a vacation and while there, videotaped themselves doing the nasty. Of course, now that the gravy-train has stopped for Ghalib, he’s looking for other ways to cash in on their short-term relationship. Yes, that means a sex tape is allegedly on the market to the highest bidder.
