4th Of July Streakers Apprehended…Not A Moment Too Soon

by Mitch Martin on September 4, 2008

Everyone relax, you can breath again. Those two little hellion bastards that ruined the 4th of July parade in our quaint town of Red Lodge, MT have finally been caught. It’s been an intense two month search but we finally tracked them down. Because everyone in town was actually at the parade we had a hard time finding witnesses who saw their escape. It took some good police and a lot of footwork to interview 2,447 of the 2,449 residents before we nailed the bastards.