Today in the links we have a party in your stomach and everyone is invited, a 144 person beer bong in Milwaukee, a ton of college football chicks and ridiculous song lyrics.

• Party In The Stomach (Video)
• Good Will Hunting: The fuckin’ short version (Video)
• Milwaukee Is Home To Giant 144-Person Beer Bong (Pics)
• For the office: Tie a tie (with pictures) (Product)
• My Favorite Memories of The Real World, Then and Now (List)
• This Is Why Sheikh Mohammed Will Never Win The Kentucky Derby (Video)
• The UCLA Debacle (Sports)
• I Like The Look Of College Football Chicks (Pics)
• RIP Cledus Snow (Video)
• It is Baaaaaaaaaaack! (Video)
• Lindsay Lohan says Sarah Palin’s daughter’s whorishness isn’t an issue (Politics)
• Zack and Miri make a porno red band trailer (Video)
• Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt At Nascar Pepsi 500. Still No One Cares. (Celeb)
• One Fantastic Idea for a New Sport - Thank You El Salvador (Video)
• Don’t Talk During My Backswing (Video)
• They Said What? Ridiculous Song Lyrics. (Music)