Got an ex-boyfriend that was humping sorority girls on the side? Got an ex-girlfriend who was “friendly” with half the football team? Shit, got a soon-to-be-ex-roomate that spent the last year driving you up the fucking wall?
Well RevengeCrabs.com can help you channel all your passive-aggresive anger and frustration by giving that ex-special someone crabs.
For only $99 RevengeCrabs.com will send you a single pack of crabs along with a small bottle of antidote in case you bumble the package and infest yourself. If you are really pissed to you can jump up to a pack of their genetically bred shampoo-resistant crabs for $298. They’ve even got volume pricing in case you have a couple of friends that want to get in on the action as well.
RevengeCrabs via UWire
Thanks to Big Tone for the tip.
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Sign me up for the volume package! I hate my roommate!
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