I’m gonna be honest, Matt DiPasquale might have locked down the douche bag title for a solid six months. This ass clown created an entire PDF magazine just so he could interview himself and then post pictures of his cock and balls on the web.

Check out a little bit of the brilliance that is Matt interviewing himself.

Q: What’s your ideal relationship?
A: A loving, supportive, genuine, fun, and open relationship with two or three special women. And we would go out and pick up other gorgeous girls together. I might have to move to LA.

Q: Anything prospective applicants should know?
A: I fart under the covers, Dutch-oven style, baby!

Moving to L.A. is probably a good move. I hear that girls who love group sex grow on trees down there. It shouldn’t be hard at all to find a few chicks who love regular group sex with a guy who likes to fart on them in bed.

Hit the link to Diamond Magazine for a link to the PDF if you are really interested in checking out his junk.

Diamond Magazine via Ivy Gate Blog

Thanks to Frank the Tank for the tip.