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Fantasy Football: I’m So Hot Right Now

by J Diggles on September 19, 2008

Ok that’s a lie, last week was terrible.  My projections went 1-4 after a solid 3-2 start.  That’s what happens when you take risks though.  I could have told you the obvious like pick up Darren Sproles, which my Fantasy Football colleague told you to do earlier this week.  Really?  Should I pick up the guy who had 393 yards of total offense and 2 TDs last week on a team where the best running back in the league might be going down and they have an offensive line who eats more Wheaties than anyone EVER?  Thanks for the suggestion…  Ok ok, I am bitter, and now 4-5 for the season.  The comeback begins now!

- Start QBs Jay Cutler/Drew Brees: They are playing eachother and it is going to be a high scoring one.  Both defenses are going to be attacked and will fold early.  Unlike my counterpart says, Cutler is NOT trade bait.  He is the real deal just like I said in week 1.  If somehow you have both, start Elway Cutler.  Diggles combined line: 585 yards, 4 TDs, 1 pick.

- Sit WRs Ocho Cinco/TJ Housh: Guess what.  This isn’t the week Carson Palmer is going to come out of his funk.  And believe me, my fantasy team is feeling it.  G-MEN.  Diggles combined line: 101 yards, 1 TD.

- Sit RB Larry Johnson: He is so miserable.  You should drop him.  Seriously, you will be happier with yourself. Last week versus Oakland’s questionable D he averaged an absolutely horrific 1.8 yards per carry.  Holy crap.  That’s bad. Diggles line: 47 yards rushing, 8 yards receiving, 0 TDs.

- Start TE Kellen Winslow: Baltimore is tough up the middle, but Winslow has wrecked on them the last two years for 312 yards in four games.  More wrecking to come as d-rock DOES come out of his slump. Diggles line: 81 yards, 1 TD.

- Start DEF Seattle: Yes, they let SF score all over them and beat them last week.  Yes, they are 0-2.  But it’s a big play defense.  Lots of sacks, some picks, even a TD.  St. Louis will likely put some points up for once, but you know Holmgren was really pissed after last week and let his team know.  Diggles line: 5 sacks, 2 picks, 13 points allowed.

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Baba Ganoush September 19, 2008 at 10:41 am

It’s on now Diggles. Fuck your couch!

J Diggles September 19, 2008 at 11:07 am

Now that you mention it Charlie Murphy, I think I’m bleeding inside my chest

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