Nobody likes a dirty crusty asshole but I don’t think it’s worth beating up a 57 year-old-man about.

The owner of a BP gas station in Florida was pummeled by a man that came out of the gas station restroom and yelled, “You don’t have any toilet paper.” The shitter then began knocking over displays and hitting the owner of the station. Once the owner was able to get free of the shitter’s grasp he called 911 and the shitter ran out of the store.

First of all if you’ve got a havana omelette on deck than it is your own goddamn responsibility to make sure shit tickets are available before you let loose. Secondly, I mean for christs sake use your goddamn sock. Chances are you’ve already lost one in the laundry so sacrifice another one, walk around with one bare foot for the rest of the day and the next time you do laundry you’ll have an equal number of socks. Then it’s a win win situation all the way around. An old guy doesn’t get beat up, you don’t have a crusty butt and you end up with an equal number of socks.

Original Story: Sun Sentinel