Pop quiz hotshot, you’re a 63-year-old sun baked Floridian woman and the cops are trying to arrest you on a domestic voilence charge. Do you:
A) Hop in your mini-van to make an escape.
B) Attempt to run over one of the cops.
C) Miss the cop and hit a lawn mower.
D) Fall out of the mini-van.
E) Get run over by aforementioned mini-van that you fell out of.
F) All of the above.
Today’s answer is F. If that isn’t instant karma I don’t know what is. The real kicker is that the woman is the one that had called police in the first place to report a domestic violence complaint against her husband. When the deputies showed up they decided to arrest both the husband and wife which sparked her epic fail of an escape attempt.
Original Story: First Coast News





















