I’m not a love guru but if you ask a woman to marry you and she responds by slapping, punching, scratching and then throwing knives at you I think you can safely assume two things. One, your potential bride is batshit crazy. Two, her answer is most likely no.
Bruce Montle had to call the cops to come rescue his ass after he proposed marriage to Celeste Lagrant (pictured right) and she responded with aggravated domestic battery.
I just hope Bruce was smart enough to put all his worldly possessions in a box and get the hell out of the house before this crazy lady made bail and the cops released her.
























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