Pop quiz hotshot: You’re piss drunk with beer cans scattered all over your boat. A wildlife officer stops and asks if you’ve been drinking. Do you:
A) Shift the boat between forward and reverse four times.
B) Replay “Yes, all day” when asked if you’ve been drinking.
C) Change your answer to “No, not today.”
D) All of the above.
In this kind of a situation your only hope is to pick one story and stick to it. You always tell a cop no if they ask if you’ve been drinking. Always, it should just be a reaction like when the doctor hits your knee with that little hammer. If the boat is already covered with scattered beer cans you are just further punching yourself in the nuts by telling a cop you’ve been drinking all day long.
This guy should have gone the Dumb & Dumber route and filled the empty cans with piss. Then he could have told the officer that he was just really big on nature and didn’t want to contaminate the pristine environment.
Original Story: NWF Daily News
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