TSA Suit #1: Hey, check out these awesome new uniforms for the airport security screeners. No more cheap-ass sewn on badges, we went with metal.
TSA Suit #2: Sweet! There’s just one problem.
TSA Suit #1: What?
TSA Suit #2: The new badges set off the alarm when the security screeners go through the security checkpoints.
TSA Suit #1: Shit. Well fuck it. They can bypass the security checkpoints. We’ll let them in the side door.
TSA Suit #2: What about their backpacks, bags and purses?
TSA Suit #1: Let them through. These people are security professionals, they’ve had a background check for christ’s stake.
TSA Suit #2: Yeah you’re right. What could possibly go wrong?
Jesus Christ, has no one at the TSA seen Die Hard or any other action movie made in the last 25 years. The first action point on any bad guy’s to-do list is always “copy the good guy’s uniforms”.
The TSA rolled out the new uniforms complete with metal badges last week. They don’t want their highly trained “security professionals” taking the badge off their uniform to pass through the security checkpoints because they are afraid they are going to lose it. Is that a fucking joke? I go into the security checkpoint with my keys, watch, wallet, two phones, a belt, shoes, laptop and laptop bag and every time I manage to find it all on the other side. I’m supposed to believe these “security professionals” are going to spot and stop a threat despite the fact that they can’t be trusted to remove a badge walk ten feet and then find the badge to put back on?
How the fuck I’m I supposed to have any faith that these ass-clowns are keeping our airports safe when they open up a security loophole the size of the Grand Canyon on their own?
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