Stream Of Abuse - Neighbor Peed Off At Pub
At least one neighbor of Nolita, which opened in July, is not happy with the loud trance music that the delicatessen plays into all hours of the night and has literally taken matters into his own hands. And by “matters into his own hands” I mean that this tenant has been peeing onto the glass roof of the nightclub. I’m not trying to be sexist, I mean I guess a lady could be doing this but let’s be honest, this sounds like something only someone with a dick would do.
At this point the phantom pisser is still on the loose but with only 10 apartments having a clear shot at the glass ceiling it shouldn’t be too hard to narrow down the list of suspects. There phantom pisser’s plan has back fired slightly. One tenant of the apartment building posted a sign that said, “I know not everyone is happy with Delicatessen but, please stop urinating on the glass roof. I have to buy a new a/c because you did not aim correctly! Thank you!”
